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31

May

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

30

May

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

Oh my god, guys. Stop making those stupid “I say I’m fine when I’m really not” posts. It has become completely overdone by too many authors of adolescent fiction as well as the teenagers who repeat it daily. The response “fine” has obtained an ambiguous connotation that practically means nothing more than a socially acceptable response, and sometimes people use it instead of drowning others in their sorrows.

You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

(Source: tommyshawsboots)

29

May

PUT A SHIP IN MY ASK AND I WILL

  • tell you who i think goes on top
  • who has the prettiest hair
  • which one would be the loudest during sex

(Source: obviouslyimagod)

imtastingthestars:

Inspired by Looking for Alaska, by John Green

imtastingthestars:

Inspired by Looking for Alaska, by John Green

28

May

thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.
no one (via buttforce)

(Source: zahrabahrabobara)

(Source: nickholmes)

Nobody:
American accents are such a turn on.

25

May

(Source: daisybuchanans)

My third best friend was an author who did not know I existed.

(Source: finnhdsn)

(Source: vitalyorlovs)

We stopped freaking out about the “Oh my god, women want to wear pants!” thing a really long time ago. Women wandered into the traditionally masculine realms of self-expression and ambition and now it’s just normal.


Not so with masculinity. It is still as rigid and well defended as ever, despite a few David Bowies or Johnny Depps in the mix. Just look at last year’s total freaking meltdown about a J. Crew catalog that carried a photo of a woman painting her young son’s toenails. Just look at the way the more delicate boys of the world are bullied by their classmates and accused of being gay. Just look at the gender imbalance in the diagnosis of Gender Identity Disorder in children, with gender disordered pre-pubescent boys outnumbering girls at a rate of up to 30 to 1. When a girl is boyish, or even claims she’d rather be a boy, it’s cute. She’s a tomboy. When a boy is girlish, wanting to wear dresses or try on some makeup, it’s a mental disorder and needs an immediate medical intervention.

(Source: chef-ru)

erosum:

Gloria Steinem [x]